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Life Lesson #472


Look, there’s things in life that school and books won’t teach you. And common sense just really isn’t all that common anymore. Lucky for you? I’ve lived through a lot of those “things” and I’m here to share my wisdom with you. What can I say? I’m a giver.

{Plus, I carried you in my uterus for 9+ months and grew your from nothing, let weird/nasty things happen to my body in the name of procreation, then solely provided the nutrition that sustained your life for umpteen months after that, so the least you can do is humor me here. Deal?}

And yes. The answer to your question is yes, I just randomly chose 472 out of my butt the air. Starting out with 1 just doesn’t sound cool.
Hopefully this life lesson will save some of your favorite clothing items, and your car interior. Oh who am I kidding, I’m really hoping it saves MY car interior.