- Wait for it to be summer break. Then listen to your kids fight with each other all day long and then whine about getting hurt when the “fun roughhousing” is all of a sudden not fun anymore.
- Get sick of said fighting and whining and snap.
- Tell your children they have to pay .25 every time they whine.
BOOM. College funded. And probably years ahead of graduation even!
I should be meeting with a book publisher soon, clearly. It’ll be a money management/investment/parenting book all in one.
Alternative plan? Use the money to buy wine/booze/your alcohol of choice. Because you’re likely going to need it.
Either way? You’re welcome.