Camping One-Liners/Notes on Camping/Alternative Post Titles

Oregon Girls Rock. {period}

Because who doesn’t love not one, but THREE{!} giant, swollen mosquito bites on their face!?
I can make a fire with twigs and moss. Can you?
Up with the sun…and my ass hole dog.
Nothing beats a quiet morning, the crackling of a campfire, the rush of a stream and a hot cup of coffee.

Ry thinks napping while camping is for the birds…suckers.
{AKA} This must be why people don’t take their kids camping until they’re {much} older.

Nothing like rushing water to help you sleep…and make you have to pee.
OFF! Spray: An undiscovered aphrodisiac. {Actually, I lied. It’s not. At ALL.}
Are you going to bury my poop so Dante doesn’t eat it?
I’m practically a pro at peeing outside. No really, you’d be impressed.
Rylee? Doesn’t so much have the hang of peeing outside—good thing we packed extra pants.
This year we scaled back and left the triple burner camp stove with BBQ box & griddle attachments at home. {Never again.}
Is camping without s’mores really camping?
Clearly, camping is ROUGH for a husky-wolf dog.
Who knew brushing your teeth outside could be SO! MUCH! FUN!
Baby wipes: not a very good alternative to a shower—but better than nothing.
He was not give the nickname Ranger Rice for nothing.
I am better at rolling sleeping bags than my husband. And for this I thank my father.
Nothing measures the effectiveness of your communication as a couple better than putting up a tent together.
I must be immune to Poison Ivy because after further inspection I’m pretty sure I’d been peeing on it all weekend.
Ice for the cooler: $4.75 Gas for the Suburban: $75.00 Seeing your 3 year old catch her first fish: PRICELESS

Unplugging is good for the soul.

7 thoughts on “Camping One-Liners/Notes on Camping/Alternative Post Titles

  1. Auntie Megan

    Love the picture of her and her first fish~ absolutely darling and priceless…she has a lot of those (priceless pictures).

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  2. JennyBean

    It sounds like so much fun…. until I think about sleeping on the ground and then my back starts to hurt. I'm sure it doesn't hurt Ry, though, who will grow up with such fond memories!

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  3. TheNextMartha

    I am a firm believer in camping is not meant for me. Or humans. This is why houses were created. If you have not heard of Jim Gaffagan's camping skit, you must you tube it. I think you'll enjoy it immensely.

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