Curious…you know…some of life’s TOUGH questions

I have these questions that seem to haunting me lately…

Creeping into my mind at the most inopportune times.

I’m curious…about Curious George.

Why does the man with the yellow hat seem to have no name? What the hell is that man’s name? And why does he always wear a yellow hat?

And what does he do for a living anyway!? I mean, think about it…he never seems to be working. He’s friends with all kinds of scientists and doctors. He has a home in the country and an apartment in the city. He’s gotta be raking in the dough somehow.

And can someone please tell me how it is socially acceptable for a freaking monkey to go everywhere with this man with no name!? And half the time the monkey is going places by himself!?

Folks…the monkey helps cook in an italian restaurant! HOW IS THAT EVEN SANITARY!?

Any why does George never actually get into trouble? All I know is that if I made an igloo in my living room in the middle of the night when I was little I would have been in SO.MUCH.TROUBLE.

 Or if I would have taken the brake off of a neighbor’s buggy/wagon to use on a soap box race car I was making? My ass would’ve been grass. But NOOOooo…not George.

I’m not even kidding…these are the things that go through my head when Rylee watches this show and when I read her Curious George books.

Anyone have any answers for me?

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